• Jesus saved! Contrite thief returns statue to Hub monastery

Monks at a Mission Hill monastery were overjoyed this morning when they woke up to find a stolen Jesus statue back on the front lawn and a note of contrition from the temporarily misguided soul who took it during a drunken night out.

They're not going to press charges or try to figure out who did it. Hopefully, some of the other stolen Jesuses will be returned.