• Toys for Tots won't take Jesus dolls

A company that sells Bible-quoting Jesus dolls said it was surprised and disappointed that the Marine Reserves' Toys for Tots program turned down its offer to donate 4,000 of the talking dolls.

I'd like to see them distributed, too, but at the same time, I wouldn't want to see Mohammad dolls distributed for Christmas (Ramadan, maybe...), so I can't complain too loudly.